Review: Funzze Super Powerful Massager

I’ve reviewed a bunch of Funzze toys before, and this time around, they wanted to send me their full-size wand vibrator, the Super Powerful Massager.

It’s comparable in size and shape to the Magic Wand and other similar toys. It’s rechargeable (you get about 60 minutes of usage from a 2- to 3-hour charge) and is made of ABS plastic and silicone.

After using the Funzze Super Powerful Massager on my wife in the aforementioned forced-orgasm scene, I told her that it only costs $32, and she remarked, “I’d pay $32 just for that one orgasm!” This really is a very intense vibrator for its price point – so if you’re looking for sheer power on a budget, drawbacks be damned, then I think this would be a perfectly reasonable choice.

That being said, I’d find it difficult to use this wand on a regular basis, due to how it starts at its highest speed and decreases from there; that’s entirely counter to how I tend to use vibrators. It’s also far too loud to make it into my regular rotation.

But if you just need power on the cheap? Look no further, baby!

This post was sponsored, meaning I was paid to write a fair and honest review of the product. As always, all writing and opinions are my own.