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No excuse
By Staff WriterZimbabwe
Excuse notes from parents often make for wonderful reading, even if not intended. One parent apologised for the child missing PE and asked the school (in the days before prescriptive text could be blamed) to “please execute him”. Another parent advised the school that her daughter “was sick and I had her shot” (meaning to…
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- October 11, 2026
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